your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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