...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
True strength comes from lack of pants
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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