Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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