i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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