Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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