talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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