yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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