your room smells of hookers.
And success
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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