i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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