the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i just wanna soil my oats bro
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I look better un-naked...
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
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