she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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