people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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