dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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