i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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