Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I lost the right to judge tonight
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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