so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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