saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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