i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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