super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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