so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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