Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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