Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
