ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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