I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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