i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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