It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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