So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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