Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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