i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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