Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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