woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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