i always forget guys have bellybuttons
you win again, gameday.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
