So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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