I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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