Three words: puerto rican gang bang
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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