margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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