oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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