the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We had sex on a dog bed..
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
