I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
