8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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