In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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