So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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