I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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