I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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