Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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