Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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