girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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