The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm really busy with my period
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