office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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