lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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