You really coming over, don't trick.
love makes seman taste better
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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