just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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