Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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