4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
