I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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