I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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