he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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